{"product_id":"smart-girls-don-t-kiss-aliens-an-out-of-this-world-romantic-comedy-smart-girls-love-aliens","title":"Smart Girls Don’t Kiss Aliens: An Out-of-this-World Romantic Comedy (Smart Girls Love Aliens)","description":"\u003cp\u003eCrash-land on an alien barbarian planet and told there’s no way home?\u003cbr\u003eLMAO! I’m a rocket scientist. Miss me with that noise.\u003cbr\u003eAnyone else might have a nervous breakdown, but I was abducted with my besties! Between us, we have fifteen PhDs.\u003cbr\u003eWe will be getting off this planet. Trust.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, I will not be finding an eternal bonded mate among the seven-foot-tall alien males.\u003cbr\u003eNo, I will not be wearing a furkini and walking around barefoot.\u003cbr\u003eAnd no, I will not be moving into a cave with no internet or running water and accepting my fate like the rest of the freed human women on this craft-cocktail-forsaken planet.\u003cbr\u003eTwo liquid hydrogen rockets and a smidge of deep-space travel later, and we’re back home on Earth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept that our spaceship had stowaways.\u003cbr\u003eNow there’s a seven-foot-tall alien named Cassius in my Los Angeles condo. He’s calmly explaining that according to the ancestors, we are to be eternally mated and have a litter of children.\u003cbr\u003eAlso, he’s wearing a loincloth.\u003cbr\u003eAnd he has horns.\u003cbr\u003eWipe that smirk off your face. No, it is not as sexy as it sounds.\u003cbr\u003eHe barked at my cat.\u003cbr\u003eHe harassed my busybody Karen neighbor (actually, I’m okay with that one).\u003cbr\u003eAnd he’s obsessed with the ice maker in my fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat’s a smart girl to do?\u003cbr\u003eThe smart thing is to build a rocket ship and send Cassius and his other hot alien friends back to their home planet.\u003cbr\u003eThe not-smart thing to do is fall into those deep blue-gray eyes and let him show me just how good that forked tongue feels.\u003cbr\u003eAnd the downright stupid thing to do is fall in love with an alien.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a stand-alone, full-length, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy, complete with bad space puns, hot guys with horns, and enough steam to cause a supernova. Happily ever after guaranteed!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alina Jacobs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43865327829055,"sku":"9798865683360","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/4566\/6623\/files\/9798865683360.jpg?v=1789234559","url":"https:\/\/thebookshopwp.com\/products\/smart-girls-don-t-kiss-aliens-an-out-of-this-world-romantic-comedy-smart-girls-love-aliens","provider":"The Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}